Burps and Farts from all over the world

Here they are, all the farts in our archive that are fit to put on the web, and even some that aren't! If you think that you have what it takes to get on this page then please submit your creation to us. If it's unique enough (or at least good and long) then we'll put it on this page. Then you can tell all your friends that you've been featured on BurpsAndFarts.com ... the ladies can't resist a BurpsAndFarts.com man!

The Knat. That's it.

Popularity: 873 of 5397 votes (16.18%) vote for this fart

It is easy to forget the less popular newphew of Scrooge, and the new sister of Huey, Dewey and Louie: Webby. This is her throwing a fit.

Popularity: 129 of 5397 votes (2.39%) vote for this fart

It's okay, we all have lame farts sometimes.

Popularity: 126 of 5397 votes (2.33%) vote for this fart

See the first Catchy Tune Potential fart.

Popularity: 85 of 5397 votes (1.57%) vote for this fart

Put this fart, along with the Catchy Tune Potential 2 fart together, and you could have the basic beat for a number one pop music hit.

Popularity: 46 of 5397 votes (0.85%) vote for this fart

This one must have caused burns.

Popularity: 126 of 5397 votes (2.33%) vote for this fart

Deep in the tropical rainforests of Queensland, Australia, there lives a large spider whose mating call can be heard from up to a meter away. At high volume, its mating call sounds suspiciously like this fart.

Popularity: 53 of 5397 votes (0.98%) vote for this fart

Another of Donald Duck's newphews talks back.

Popularity: 46 of 5397 votes (0.85%) vote for this fart

Donald's other nephew, displaying his jealousy of his brother Huey.

Popularity: 64 of 5397 votes (1.19%) vote for this fart

Sounds a lot like someone taking out their anger on a piece of cloth.

Popularity: 86 of 5397 votes (1.59%) vote for this fart

Ever have a fart that requires a little more work than you originally thought? Let this one inspire you to keep on going, even when the end is not yet in sight.

Popularity: 47 of 5397 votes (0.87%) vote for this fart

The farter takes great satisfaction in what he clearly deems to be a masterpiece.

Popularity: 40 of 5397 votes (0.74%) vote for this fart

This guy is genuinely relieved to let go of this one.

Popularity: 44 of 5397 votes (0.82%) vote for this fart

Sometimes it's a little difficult to tell if a fart is real, or a byproduct of some fancy balloon work. If anyone can prove this fart is fake, you'll win our secondary grand prize: a fart in a jar.

Popularity: 26 of 5397 votes (0.48%) vote for this fart

Good form on this little cracker of a fart.

Popularity: 25 of 5397 votes (0.46%) vote for this fart

A nice imitation of Donald Duck's favorite nephew.

Popularity: 27 of 5397 votes (0.5%) vote for this fart

A tribute to Howard Stern's Fartman?

Popularity: 36 of 5397 votes (0.67%) vote for this fart

What comes in must go out.

Popularity: 44 of 5397 votes (0.82%) vote for this fart

An attempt at a particularly long heiny honk leads to an unintentional carpet bombing.

Popularity: 27 of 5397 votes (0.5%) vote for this fart

This one gets a 10 for length, and the style is simply impeccable. It takes him awhile to catch his breath at the end.

Popularity: 56 of 5397 votes (1.04%) vote for this fart

Will the Farter's rendition of this popular Carri bean-style song.

Popularity: 25 of 5397 votes (0.46%) vote for this fart

Another arsenal of derriere discourse. This guy really knows how to shoot the breeze.

Popularity: 34 of 5397 votes (0.63%) vote for this fart

Another duet between a couple of this guy's main orifices.

Popularity: 33 of 5397 votes (0.61%) vote for this fart

It's hard to say which side of this guy is more musical: heads or tails.

Popularity: 20 of 5397 votes (0.37%) vote for this fart

This artist does his best work in the morning, and it sounds like he was saving up for this one all night - only to let it out in one rapid-fire rectal retch.

Popularity: 37 of 5397 votes (0.69%) vote for this fart

In a family of farts, this would be the young, outspoken daughter.

Popularity: 58 of 5397 votes (1.07%) vote for this fart

A chugging, churning whispering spurt sound reminiscent of a struggling 10 horsepower engine is followed up by a disappointing flicker of a fart.

Popularity: 8 of 5397 votes (0.15%) vote for this fart

There's nothing more attractive than a woman who can float a good air biscuit... Well, we'll let you be the judge of that actually.

Popularity: 55 of 5397 votes (1.02%) vote for this fart

Riiiiiiiiight... *slowly backs away from computer*

Popularity: 19 of 5397 votes (0.35%) vote for this fart

When it's this wet, you should take a long, hard look at your diet.

Popularity: 24 of 5397 votes (0.44%) vote for this fart

Helping to rebuild the ozone layer, one toot at a time.

Popularity: 13 of 5397 votes (0.24%) vote for this fart

WARNING: If you have a problem with a) Rap or b) The sound of someone filling a toilet to the brim, then this one is NOT for you.

Popularity: 145 of 5397 votes (2.69%) vote for this fart

You could charm a snake with this bottom burp.

Popularity: 19 of 5397 votes (0.35%) vote for this fart

Here is a "vintage" collection of farts, dated all the way back to 2001 according to the author. From squeaky mattress farts to quick zippers and wet whistlers, there's a nice variety here in this pack of pant stainers.

Popularity: 29 of 5397 votes (0.54%) vote for this fart

No one puts more effort into their farts than Will the Farter. You never know what you're going to get with this guy, and every one of his trouser coughs is no doubt a surprise for him as well.

Popularity: 58 of 5397 votes (1.07%) vote for this fart

At first, this one doesn't seem like anything special... but wait! Towards the end, you are in for a popping, spattering surprise.

Popularity: 23 of 5397 votes (0.43%) vote for this fart

For those times when you just feel like hearing a nice love song interspersed with abnormally raunchy farts.

Popularity: 49 of 5397 votes (0.91%) vote for this fart

From the maker of Splatter Chatter comes this fast-paced sequel, starring once again the talking arse. The effort put into this production is readily apparent (from the labored grunts).

Popularity: 13 of 5397 votes (0.24%) vote for this fart

The cheek maneuvering that must have been necessary for this one is commendable! Definitely worth a listen for all you fart connoisseurs out there.

Popularity: 10 of 5397 votes (0.19%) vote for this fart

This one starts off a little bit slow, but a sudden surge of effort brings it up to par! The length and form of this fart is also nothing to snuff at.

Popularity: 7 of 5397 votes (0.13%) vote for this fart

This one has a slow start, but then bursts into a heartful, rattlesnake-like putrid thrust of vigor and vim.

Popularity: 12 of 5397 votes (0.22%) vote for this fart

This guy might not be laughing so hard when he takes a look at his underwear.

Popularity: 13 of 5397 votes (0.24%) vote for this fart

An impressive variety of farts blended smoothly together to the tune of your favorite Christmas jingle.

Popularity: 62 of 5397 votes (1.15%) vote for this fart

Do I detect the echo of a toilet? Perhaps this farter didn't want to take a chance with his pants.

Popularity: 9 of 5397 votes (0.17%) vote for this fart

Although this fart artist could have let it out in one quick burst, instead, they chose to draw it out, enjoying the moment for all it was worth and reveling in the gaseous goodness of the here and now.

Popularity: 70 of 5397 votes (1.3%) vote for this fart

The skimpy panties on this woman do not come close to hiding her formidable fart power. Look at those muscles flex! This one had to be censored a little.

Popularity: 59 of 5397 votes (1.09%) vote for this fart

Kurt Vonnegut Jr. once said "we are here on Earth to fart around." This gentleman must surely agree. From quick, wet bursts, to airy expressions of true fart art; from trailing, slimy leaks, to bashful blasts, this fart has it all.

Popularity: 28 of 5397 votes (0.52%) vote for this fart

There is something to be said for letting a fart occur naturally. When it sounds like popcorn, you just might be trying a little too hard.

Popularity: 17 of 5397 votes (0.31%) vote for this fart

For bowed instruments, glissando indicates a flowing, unaccented playing of a passage. For farts, it indicates this.

Popularity: 10 of 5397 votes (0.19%) vote for this fart

One quick croak from the skunk-breath bullfrog.

Popularity: 5 of 5397 votes (0.09%) vote for this fart

A quick little number with some nice reverberation.

Popularity: 10 of 5397 votes (0.19%) vote for this fart

It sounds like this guy's arse is continually gasping for air, only to let out a satisfied grunt with each blissful breath.

Popularity: 22 of 5397 votes (0.41%) vote for this fart

There's a bit of a struggle involved with this one, but the farter is, in the end, triumphant.

Popularity: 9 of 5397 votes (0.17%) vote for this fart

Just plain gross. 'nough said.

Popularity: 47 of 5397 votes (0.87%) vote for this fart

A prolonged bubble bath of farts.

Popularity: 18 of 5397 votes (0.33%) vote for this fart

A relentless barrage of flatulence, perfectly timed with a surprise ending... watch out!

Popularity: 45 of 5397 votes (0.83%) vote for this fart

You can imagine what the next sound would have been.....

Popularity: 6 of 5397 votes (0.11%) vote for this fart

This one could be confused for a whale

Popularity: 171 of 5397 votes (3.17%) vote for this fart

This one sounds like he's going to blow a gasket or something

Popularity: 35 of 5397 votes (0.65%) vote for this fart

This one sounds wet and speeds up.

Popularity: 24 of 5397 votes (0.44%) vote for this fart

This one scares a little kid. Goes on and on and on and.... you get the idea

Popularity: 50 of 5397 votes (0.93%) vote for this fart

I could swear I heard a tree fall at the end of this one :)

Popularity: 470 of 5397 votes (8.71%) vote for this fart

This one gets off to a good start and then sounds like the engine stalls

Popularity: 5 of 5397 votes (0.09%) vote for this fart

It sounds like this one is trying to tell us something.

Popularity: 8 of 5397 votes (0.15%) vote for this fart

Sounds like someone who is farting while taking a walk.

Popularity: 7 of 5397 votes (0.13%) vote for this fart

This one sounds like some sort of mechanical squeek.

Popularity: 16 of 5397 votes (0.3%) vote for this fart

This fart sounds like a F1 car down the straight-a-way.

Popularity: 11 of 5397 votes (0.2%) vote for this fart

I think this one is from the robot's ...

Popularity: 5 of 5397 votes (0.09%) vote for this fart

This one is quiet, but bubbly

Popularity: 6 of 5397 votes (0.11%) vote for this fart

The title says it all....

Popularity: 16 of 5397 votes (0.3%) vote for this fart

Can the human body hold enough gas for this long?

Popularity: 16 of 5397 votes (0.3%) vote for this fart

This starts off with a wiff and then sounds almost like a balloon.

Popularity: 7 of 5397 votes (0.13%) vote for this fart

A very long fart that wiffs out only to start a new fart.

Popularity: 9 of 5397 votes (0.17%) vote for this fart

This is the kind of fart that you crank out when you bend over to pick up your red stapler after having a massive lunch. What happens? Of cource, the 4 pounds of wings you ate force out a short but clearly audible fart... heads turn and there's nowhere to hide, you just farted in the office my friend.

Popularity: 9 of 5397 votes (0.17%) vote for this fart

This isn't a single fart, but several smaller farts glued together to form a monster, like the Voltron of farts!

Popularity: 8 of 5397 votes (0.15%) vote for this fart

This isn't just a fart, it's been remixed so you can get down to it on the dance floor.

Popularity: 6 of 5397 votes (0.11%) vote for this fart

Are you intimidated by answering machines? Just relax like Scott does, and let out a massive fart instead of leaving a message!

Popularity: 14 of 5397 votes (0.26%) vote for this fart

This fellow entertains his friends with a glorious plume of flaming fart.

Popularity: 5 of 5397 votes (0.09%) vote for this fart

We can only guess what is making this noise, due to some dark camera work.

Popularity: 2 of 5397 votes (0.04%) vote for this fart

Guy uses lighter to ignite his gaseous nether-regions. Gal catches it on tape, sort of.

Popularity: 4 of 5397 votes (0.07%) vote for this fart

Ethel Merman would be proud...

Popularity: 7 of 5397 votes (0.13%) vote for this fart

Give it a 10 for consistent volume and force for the duration!

Popularity: 104 of 5397 votes (1.93%) vote for this fart

There was an old fellow named Art ~Who awoke with a terrible start, ~For down by his rump ~Was a terrible lump ~Of what should have just been a fart.

Popularity: 9 of 5397 votes (0.17%) vote for this fart

22 seconds of zipping & motocrossing, with a great crescendo finish!

Popularity: 9 of 5397 votes (0.17%) vote for this fart

With the mic right in the toilet, this has gotta be the wettest one we've heard! Thank goodness it's only 9 seconds long!

Popularity: 22 of 5397 votes (0.41%) vote for this fart

This one sounds like it was happy where it was, and is complaining about having to come out!

Popularity: 19 of 5397 votes (0.35%) vote for this fart

A veritable symphony of melodious farting goodness! You could almost write lyrics to it!

Popularity: 15 of 5397 votes (0.28%) vote for this fart

A little like a duck, a little like a zipper! It took some doing, but with the help of some laughter at the end, it finally got coaxed out!

Popularity: 14 of 5397 votes (0.26%) vote for this fart

I'll have to try this one at home later. This freshly powdered up baby lets loose a mighty fart, shooting baby powder in a cloud out behind him!

Popularity: 389 of 5397 votes (7.21%) vote for this fart

If you're like me, then every now and then you crave the delicate sound of six farts in perfect harmony. Look no further, this is the fart track for you! Enjoy!

Popularity: 20 of 5397 votes (0.37%) vote for this fart

You've got to see this to believe it, this dog runs from the sound of farts! You'd better pray that anybody breaking into your home doesn't have gas!

Popularity: 28 of 5397 votes (0.52%) vote for this fart

This one's so fast that we're not even sure it's a fart! If your in a rush and need to get some gas out fast, then this is the fart for you!

Popularity: 15 of 5397 votes (0.28%) vote for this fart

No long matches on hand? Arms to short to reach the candle on the table? Well don't sit in the dark anymore, just light your fart and aim your butt at the candle! Don't believe us? See for yourself!

Popularity: 131 of 5397 votes (2.43%) vote for this fart

You need to un-clench your sphincter a bit more when you fart. If you fart like this all the time you're going to blow a gasket before you hit 30!

Popularity: 32 of 5397 votes (0.59%) vote for this fart

Next time you see a pregnant lady out in public, don't pull her finger! She might just be holding in a monstrous fart!

Popularity: 101 of 5397 votes (1.87%) vote for this fart

This fart is clearly forced. I know you want to get your fart on our site so you can be famous and tell all your friends to come here and hear your fart, but we like the more natural sound of a nice non-forced fart.

Popularity: 25 of 5397 votes (0.46%) vote for this fart

It's funny because it's true! Any married men seeing this may not get the joke... you see guys, un-married men don't know that this is exactly how it works!

Popularity: 43 of 5397 votes (0.8%) vote for this fart

This is a perfect 4th period math class fart. Long enough to respect but short enough so your prof can't get a good idea of where it came from. Add an echo off a plastic school seat and you've got a clear winner!

Popularity: 35 of 5397 votes (0.65%) vote for this fart

This sound clip has it all, from the sublime "I can take all day to fart" fart to the up-tight clencher. It'd be at least a 9.7 if not for the tragic ending. We had to disqualify this one since the end sounds more like a "shart" than a true "fart".

Popularity: 158 of 5397 votes (2.93%) vote for this fart

If the dictionary had a play button beside every definition, then this is what you'd hear when you pressed play on "fart". This one is right off the shelf, a nice basic fart.

Popularity: 11 of 5397 votes (0.2%) vote for this fart

We've all had them, you're in a crowded elevator and you're trying to hold it in (or maybe let it out quietly) but you fail miserably. What you end up with is a sustained squeaker.

Popularity: 17 of 5397 votes (0.31%) vote for this fart

Here's a collection of 3 standard farts. This audio clip goes to show that you don't need a lot of variety to create art. Listen to the subtle combination, the tone, the perfect pitch. This farter is no novice!

Popularity: 13 of 5397 votes (0.24%) vote for this fart

All we can say is that this one had better have been recorded in the bathroom. If you ever create a sound like this then we recommend that you wipe and take a shower immediately.

Popularity: 83 of 5397 votes (1.54%) vote for this fart

It's not the longest fart on the site, but it has a good sustain with a final push just so you know that the artist could have carried this on for a while but wanted to end strong!

Popularity: 66 of 5397 votes (1.22%) vote for this fart